Actual. Factual? Spectactual!

Wang depictions? Check.
Teets and their longitudal manipulation? Check.
Stank on your hangdown, buttcheeks and Mission 23? Check, Check, CBGB shirt, and check.

It’s all smel’asting a bit oaky, am I right?

¿Tiempo para muy fresca jokes en las bloggias?

Si.

Introducting… “Orph’ange Fact o’ the Day” – a daily proven published post (with choosy-moms-choose-GIF hotlinks!).

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F-F-FACT:

Dr. John Cohausen wrote a book in 1743 “proving” that one could live to be 115 years old by inhaling the breath of little girls. In his book, Hermippus Redivivus, Dr. Cohausen gave the following prescription: ‘Take 1 pound of gum olibani, 2 ounces of styrae, myrrh, and several other herbs, mix, burn, and inhale while at the same time imbibing the exhalations of the nearest little girl.’

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmm mm m.

When does rally season start?

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