Shop owner and hero to all, Ryan, has given me the go ahead to get the ball rolling on our first official Orphanage Moped Shop t-shirt. Exciting, right?
The best part? You get to design it!
We’re too busy here undermining our friends and providing an alternative means of transportation to the masses to spend money invest the time and effort needed to design a t-shirt worthy of New York City’s only moped shop.
But what’s in it for you, you selfish, uncaring bottom-feeder? CREDIT. NOTORIETY. YOUR NAME ON THE BLOG AND THE INEVITABLE RIDICULE THAT SHALL FOLLOW.
Oh, and a free t-shirt – paid for in full by the shop’s part-time lover Daniel J.
And corn. I will mail you corn. It is a corntest, right?
SO. Email your submissions to me. I’m all ears. And I have a corn cob dick. Get it?
Nathan@orphanagemopeds.com
Re: Orphanage Moped Shop T-shirt Corntest!
GET TO IT.
Fat camel toe girl is even hotter than Seattle stereotype girl.
[...] it’s (still) winter and we’re (still) hibernating, here’s the submissions for the Orphanage Mopeds T-shirt Corntest that I, uh, abandoned. Sorry, moped friends. 2010 will see some OrphMerch, I swear to gawd, and you [...]